The Midway Nightmare

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="https://ads.geocities.ws/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=168 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="041a11c3.html"> <div> Please do not be stupid enough to print any copies of this up and take it to work.</div> <bR> <div> Many years ago the nightmare started out as a farce in  the midway pressroom. A bunch of jokers printed a little flyer that was strictly tongue in  cheek. Management, having no original ideas of their own, quickly swooped in and made it the corporate newsletter. Needless to say it lost value to the men who originated it. It became like the people who took it over, bland and empty. I hope with this web page to give some of it back to the people. <B>Remember,  this is strictly tongue in cheek. If you don't have a  sense of humor, leave now!</B></div> <div>  </div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B>The Midway Nightmare</B></div> <div> <IMG SRC="040f4010.html" border=0 width="500" height="1" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="03f54540.html" border=0 width="84" height="84" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Welcome to The Midway Nightmare web site.</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Pressroom news"><U>Pressroom news</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Jacks Page"><U>Jack's Page</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Translations"><U>Translations</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Games"><U>Games</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Jokes"><U>Jokes</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Idle Thoughts"><U>Idle Thoughts</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Apologies"><U>Apologies</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" "><U> </U></A></div> <bR> <div> -Well, true to my word, I found a new web host-Man I hated all that crap in the last update. But what's a guy gonna do, go down without a fight? Thanks to everybody for your support. I don't want this to degenerate into a bitch page about how bad management sucks. I want to keep the tone on the light side and something everybody can enjoy. (Except Jack, he hates life so much he can't enjoy anything)</div> <bR> <div> -Thank you to the people who've written me. I appreciate the feedback. I'd especially like to thank Bruce Kehl for the submission of the Midway Nightmare's new "semi-permanent" motto.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!</B></div> <bR> <div> This will remain as the motto till I see something better.</div> <bR> <div> -A Kevin Costner movie from several years ago spawned the phrase,  "Build it and they will come." I'm glad that people are actually reading the drivel that I write on these pages. I'll try to do my best to keep you guys updated on goings on in the pressroom, without the propagandic spin that you get from other sources. I'll also try to cause a lot of trouble. I like to make life interesting.</div> <bR> <div> -Recently, the supervisors came to us asking  for someone to represent the pressroom in the Nightmare. I decided to take them up in their offer, though I don't think this is what they had in mind. They wanted to edit whatever was written before it was submitted. What's the fun in that? So here's my best attempt at humor. If you don't like it ? Oh well, I tried.</div> <bR> <div> Please feel free to contact me and submit material, pictures, and ideas. Please no baby pictures. I have no shame, I will pick on anybody and anything. Pictures of employees are greatly appreciated though, especially management.</div> <bR> <div> This page is still under construction. It will probably be updated and added to frequently.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Last update:</div> <div> August 12</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="04a4b760.html" border=0 width="75" height="118" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div>   <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> sw="none";sd="none";ref=""+escape(document.referrer); </script> <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript1.2"> sw=screen.width;nav=navigator.appName; sc=(nav!="Netscape")?screen.colorDepth:screen.pixelDepth; </script> <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> function doit(str) {document.writeln(str);} qs="&sw="+sw+"&sc="+sc+"&ref="+ref; url='http://counter50.bravenet.com/index.php?'; url += 'id=347235&usernum=4249897716&cpv=1'; curl='http://counter50.bravenet.com/counter.php?id=347235&usernum=4249897716'; doit('<a href="'+url+'" target="_top"><img border="0" src="'+curl+qs+'" /></a>') </script> <noscript> <a href="http://counter50.bravenet.com/index.php?id=347235&usernum=4249897716&cpv=1" target="_top"><img src="http://counter50.bravenet.com/counter.php?id=347235&usernum=4249897716" alt="Bravenet.com" border="0" /></a> </noscript>  </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="04b002e0.html" border=0 width="256" height="46" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </td> </tr></table></body>